Ryan Carlson

About me? me?!

I'm in technical sales in the midwest, live in the city with my wife who keeps me from doing stupid things. She's kinda like my helmet those kids that hurt themselves have to wear... exactly like that but totally different.

We are expecting our first child in a matter of weeks! HolycrapI'mgoingtobeafather! excited.

I've been a geek for some time and known about it, although I wish my parents had not keep it a secret from me for so long. I could have handled the truth, it just would have taken a period of adjustment. I know that because I was different people would laugh and poke fun but somehow I was able to make it in this so-called crazy world.

Politically I strongly sit on my fence with a shotgun in one hand and an activist sign in the other. "Keep off my damn fence, get yer own." reads the sign. I believe in making your own choices on an issue, not because I was told by an authority figure to *think* that way.

I like stuff.

Food is my favorite thing to eat.